B.Butt : Hi this is B.Butt,today we have with us new democratically elected C.M. of UP, son of neta ji…& if you think he is some BOSE you are an ignorant fellow.Our new neta ji is self styled maulana mulayam singh, inspired by lallu yadav decided his son as C.M of UP.& his son calls him NETA ji coz he is against dynastic rule of a particular khandan.Lets welcome our new C.M. Akhilesh ji , he will tell us what he will do for people of UP?
Akhilesh : Hi Ms.Butt,I will give a new speech daily to our voters.daily a new speech,I will make our voters happy every morning.All the day I & Netaji will right a new speech.Our voters can not read Ms.Butt so new speech every day,
B.Butt : but sir ignorance & illiteracy is an evil weed,& you belong to youth ,people have hopes from you,why you too are talking about cultivating it like dictators?
Akhilesh : See Ms.Butt,this is the basic difference between you & me, I have seen your interview with captain Batra shaheed during Kargil war.You look back,even today you have a mic in your hands & I am C.M. of UP. Please do not teach me, go & talk to people.Our voters say with almost a badge of pride that they do not know how to read .We are here for people, not for you studio buggers who solve every problem through google or at a bar.Listen you have to manipulate the interview recording or UP govt. will not give you advertisements, Neta ji told me to remind you.
B.Butt :Oh come on sweetu, I know this , better you do not teach me the ABC of journalism.I am just asking you to tell me what you are going to do for public?
Akhilesh Yadav : Well,now we will make our people enjoy their life ; it is better to conceive the sky as a blue doom than a dark cavity, & the cloud as a golden throne than a sleepy mist.People do not know which port they are sailing so no wind is favourable for them, we can not do anything for them, can you Ms.Butt??
B.Butt : Mr. Yadav , why do not you educate them, they have potential, they have wisdom , all you do is to teach them how to reap the full benefits of their hard work.They will work for themv selves & can take care of themselves. What you say?
Akhilesh : See Ms Butt education makes people easy to lead but difficult to drive , easy to govern but impossible to enslave, if we educate the people they’ll not listen to our sensational , & cheap appeals, we campaign in poetry but govern in prose,so we will try to give them better health , hospitals & medicines,you know foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the life of the poultry, healthy but ignorant poultry.
B.Butt : Oh Mr.CM, you do not know how to spin words…….so we’ll talk after you get some more lessons from you pa..oh i mean neta ji. Duck stoops here, just tell a few words about our macho,leader with rebelion look :Rahul Ganghi? How was you experience with him?
Akhilesh : Oh yeah Ms. Butt it was great, really marvelous working with Gandhi the junior.You can ask anything about him or tell anything, you do not have to worry or thinking for a moment before talking about him. He won’t mind,He will never think a particular statement stupid , since he thinks all the statements made by anybody other than her mom or sister were stupid. It was fun.